Chat to strangers.

[Give a dog a bone]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: HELLO
Stranger: hey
You: ARE YOU MALE?
You: my name is Michelle
Stranger: ye i am
You: nice to meet you
Stranger: likewise
You: I'm home alone on my mums pc
Stranger: great =p
You: whats your name
Stranger: ludwig, you?
You: I am wearing her sexy undies
You: I feel very naughty
Stranger: sweet ;p
You: her garter belt feels great
You: do you like to masturbate ludwig?
Stranger: feeling hot ,eh?
You: oh yes
Stranger: i'm a male remember
You: lol
Stranger: good enough answer?
Stranger: ^^
You: lol
You: I have her vibrator but don't know if I'm brave enough to use it?
Stranger: pfft you're home alone right? i bet you're brave enough
You: should I try, will you wait while I do
Stranger: go ahead
You: it smells a bit fishy
You: I think she had a yeast infection
You: here goes anyway
You: its in and feels nice
You: really good and tight
Stranger: hot
You: I wonder if a real penis feels this good?
Stranger: you tell me =p
You: I wouldn't know yet
Stranger: (:
You: Shit the batteries have died
You: are you masturbating too ludwig?
Stranger: yup ^-^
You: YOU DIRTY FUCKING NAZI SOUNDING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: mmh yehhh nazi..
Stranger: hitler...hitler..hitler... AHHHHH hitler there we go..
You have disconnected.

Some weirdos about

[Reedo]

Originally Posted by Give a dog a bone

Some weirdos about

The irony, fucking hell.

[m33red]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hi
Stranger: egghead?
You: smell yer mam
You: discharge
You: nice
You: any more smart comments?
You: no
You: fuck you
You: ****
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[parkjisung]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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Stranger: 18 m hi how are you

You: I'm all parsniped out

You: Ever eaten 107 parsnips?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Chief]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: TITTY!
You: Are you Steven Seagal's ponytail?
You: Dickhead
Stranger: hi
You: I've just battered my neighbour, Mavis
You: She's 93
You: I battered her
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Serious lack of input from stranger.

[parkjisung]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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Stranger: Evil beware

Stranger: We have waffles

You: I'm in love with a glass of milk

Stranger: Oh really?

You: Yes

Stranger: That's odd

You: She's called Sandy

You: I can't kiss her properly

Stranger: aww

Stranger: that's sad

You: I asked for her consent, she just sat still and milky

You: I touched her too hard and she got naked

Stranger: :0

You: Now she's a milky puddle

Stranger: QUICK!

Stranger: LICK HER UP!

Stranger: That way she will always be with you!

You: She's ran off

You: I think she lives in my carpet now

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: make her jealous by dating the orange juice

You: I haven't wept this much since Larry the turnip rolled under a hedge.

Stranger:

You: Orange juice?

Stranger: yeah

You: What do you think I am, some kind of perverted cannibal?

Stranger: ???

You have disconnected.

[Chief]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: looking for horny girl with webcam nd msn, im 18m form london
You: I'm looking for my lost ferret in Kent, you might have seen it?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lacking.

[parkjisung]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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Stranger: hi

You: Hi, I represent Omegle

You: I'm not lying

Stranger: read the top

Stranger: idiot

You: Oh yeah

You: Damn

You: You're clever, like Columbo.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Chief]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I once hugged a cactus and got 8th degree burns in my face

You: thoughts?

Stranger: stupid

You: Why be harsh?

Stranger: because i can

You: Have you ever hugged a cactus?

Stranger: no. and i dont plan on it

You: I gave it one of those, 'won't be seeing you for a while, so i'll hug you really tight' hugs

Stranger: youre stupid

You: I'm covered in scars

Stranger: smooth

You: Will that matter when we're bumming?

Stranger: yes

You: Harsh again

Stranger: just honest

You: What is your oppinion on bummers?

You: I'm a bummer

Stranger: i dont know

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Chief]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: nameste ji hi
You: You speak like my special friend
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lacking again.